I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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