How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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