I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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