terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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