This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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