Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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