I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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