i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
you made out with another girl for some wings
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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