I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
