Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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