No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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