Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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