I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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