I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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