i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
