i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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