Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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