i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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