I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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