Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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