I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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