I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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