I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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