I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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