so that wasnt chicken after all
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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