shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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