I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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