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• (818): View more from California

  You work out of a Hotel?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK

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• (716): View more from New York

  Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,

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• (585): View more from New York

  All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library

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