why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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