Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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