Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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