i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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