hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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