Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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