Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Randomize
