I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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