i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
