they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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