Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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