I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
soo... how was my night?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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