my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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