I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
