somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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