when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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