Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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