you guys were way drunker than both of me
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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