covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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