So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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