do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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