the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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