I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
it was like eating out sand paper
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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