i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
two words...techno handjob
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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