so that wasnt chicken after all
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
