I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
foreskin is a definite game changer
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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