were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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