She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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